Something new is in the making. Stay tuned.
Something new is in the making. Stay tuned.
Something new is in the making. Stay tuned.
Page in maintenance mode: optimizing for what’s next.
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions you didn’t ask (yet), but we thought you might.
What is this and why am I here?
You’ve found a page in maintenance mode. Either you’re very early, very curious, or both. In any case: welcome.
Is something broken?
Nothing’s broken. It just hasn’t been built yet. A bit like quantum computing: technically there, just not ready for mass adoption.
Can I request IT services here?
Not directly. We’re not your sysadmin, but we know exactly who should be. We don’t write scripts. We write emails that get things moving.
Can I book an audit here?
Only if you enjoy being thoroughly questioned and interrogated by acronyms. Jokes aside - We don’t do audits. But if you’re gearing up for FedRAMP High, we’ll at least bring snacks and moral support. For NIS2, DORA or a classic ISO 27001, you can knock, we might just open the right door.
Can I buy something here?
No. But we help others build what sells, from finding the right agency to running operations like they actually matter.
Can I invest in this?
Not unless you’re an audit-resistant, KYC-compliant multisig wallet with a sense of humor. But hey, if you got this far, you already qualify as at least one of the three.
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions you didn’t ask (yet), but we thought you might.
What is this and why am I here?
You’ve found a page in maintenance mode. Either you’re very early, very curious, or both. In any case: welcome.
Is something broken?
Nothing’s broken. It just hasn’t been built yet. A bit like quantum computing: technically there, just not ready for mass adoption.
Can I request IT services here?
Not directly. We’re not your sysadmin, but we know exactly who should be. We don’t write scripts. We write emails that get things moving.
Can I book an audit here?
Only if you enjoy being thoroughly questioned and interrogated by acronyms. Jokes aside - We don’t do audits. But if you’re gearing up for FedRAMP High, we’ll at least bring snacks and moral support. For NIS2, DORA or a classic ISO 27001, you can knock, we might just open the right door.
Can I buy something here?
No. But we help others build what sells, from finding the right agency to running operations like they actually matter.
Can I invest in this?
Not unless you’re an audit-resistant, KYC-compliant multisig wallet with a sense of humor. But hey, if you got this far, you already qualify as at least one of the three.
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions you didn’t ask (yet), but we thought you might.
What is this and why am I here?
Is something broken?
Can I request IT services here?
Can I book an audit here?
Can I buy something here?
Can I invest in this?